hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat
  • First of all, congrats

(via lstone216)

Dancing in the Dark

(Source: ohrobbybaby)

kellyqehudson:

megsokay:

smartgirlsattheparty:

unatheblade:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Mind. Blown.

This woman is amazing. 

In her past life, she fucked Charlamagne.

wow.

(via heyelaine)

What do network executives consistently get wrong in comedy? (x)

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via stupidfuckingquestions)

"You’ve Got a Friend" (1972)

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Requested by garlogan78

What you thought the lyrics to The Rural Juror were, and what they actually are (remastered)

original

(via lafluida)

Carl Reiner on motherhood and working parents.